curtisplease:

swing low sweet chariot comin for to carry me home

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

artispretentious:

John William Godward (British, 1861-1922), A Signal (detail).

assiest:

2 life vests left on the titanic

this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*

housewifeswag:

you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

stoner-in-disguise:

This is by far the most excitable thing that I have seen all night.

did-you-kno:

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